I’ve never had a more difficult time trying to categorize a post as much as just now. Maybe it’s because I’m about to let you in on an interactive set of glowing buttocks. Just maybe.
London-based designer Joseph Begley gets my vote for ‘innovator of the year’ with Slap It – glowing buttocks that you can pinch, slap, and squeeze to your heart’s content. Pretty R-rated, I know. The butts are made from natural silicone and light up when you grope them. To turn them off, simply grope them again. Not only do they feel just like the real thing, they come in all sorts of colors: white, red, blue, cyan, green, magenta, yellow, and orange. Unfortunately, there’s only one size.